David Dylan Jessurun: Newsletter 14-12-2009

Web users are web-builders

Newsletter 14-12-2009

Dear friend,

It’s finally getting colder. A lady friend is really hoping for snow, so I suggested she’d do a snow-dance. How does one do a snow-dance? I don’t know and neither does she. But we are going to try and if it does snow, especially during Christmas, you may donate to our paypal accounts on… Just kidding.

Meanwhile I found myself unexpectedly with some extra time on my hands* so I’m finally bringing my blog up to spec. If you get lazy writing code, just remember it always comes back to bite you. It’s function re-writing time, oh joy. I forgot what half the code was meant to do in the first place… comment, comment, comment. Trust me, comment.

*Not so good for the wallet, very good for my professional reputation, peace of mind and conscience. Things you should always give top priority.

I hope you had a great weekend. Mine was spent typing PHP, so this newsletter is short.

This issue:

  • NAVY-SEAL
  • Marketing for tentacle-monsters (comic)
  • Crushed hopes and spicy chicken: how to love your customers
    Free goodies

NAVY-SEAL

Handling clients is like handling toddlers: See no ice cream, beg not for ice cream. Don’t misunderstand me; I respect my clients immensely, it’s just that they would be out of their minds not to accept freebies thrown their way, and volunteering extra work beyond the brief is giving away freebies.

Sometimes you do, sometimes you do not.

http://www.defcon0.com/navy-seal/

Marketing for tentacle-monsters (comic)
http://ittybiz.com/marketing-for-tentacle-monsters/

Crushed hopes and spicy chicken: how to love your customers

Inside every customer is a little child in the supermarket, hoping beyond hope that their father will buy Cocoa Pebbles instead of oatmeal, just this one time.

http://ittybiz.com/crushed-hopes-and-spicy-chicken-how-to-love-your-customers/

Free goodies

The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services offers a free ebook titled Research-Based Web Design & Usability Guidelines on their website. It’s a huge file, over 160MB, and includes a wealth of information backed by solid research for usability improvements, with the last chapter covering usability testing specifically (chapters can be downloaded individually).

http://www.usability.gov/pdfs/guidelines.html

Happy web-building!

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David Dylan Jessurun has been involved with ‘the web’ since 1992. He considers himself a pragmatic standardista and usability/accessibility propagandist. His Web-scout badges include: researching and developing research methods, SEO/SEA, (x)HTML/CSS and design. He also writes. The information in this article is presented ‘as is’ with no guarantees whatsoever. All copyrights and trademarks apply. Reposting/publishing this information is expressly prohibited except in the form of a short (fair use) quotation and link to the original. Please respect the author’s wishes and keep the web a safe place for authors and artists. Thank you.

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